Wow. I guess Americans really will try to sue anything.
Luckily, this sea otter doesn’t seem too cut up about it.
He’s like: “Look at all the fucks I give…NONE!”
Whereas this one…
This one’s thinking: “FUCK MY LIFE! FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE!”
And this histrionic little dickhead just enjoys a drama.
Any old drama.
But this pompous sea otter knows his rights. He understands legal strategy better than me. He’s also got a whole load of family money to support him…and a healthy property portfolio to fall back on in case he has to relocate. Smug bastard.
